Nick writes:

In case you haven't noticed, the speed our free Wi-Fi has been doubled. 3.0 mbps (up from 1.5 mbps) downstream, 768 kbps (up from 384 kbps) upstream.

More bandwidth to help all of our customers procrastinate and waste time away from "real work."

All that we ask in return is your continued patronage, and some props." If you're writing a book, your acknowledgements page has more than enough room for two more little words: "Murky Coffee." You get the idea. It's all about legacy. Legacy... and as I said before, procrastination.

Oh yeah, and about coffee too. Legacy, procrastination, and coffee. That's what makes the world go 'round.