Happy Boxing Day!!!

We've consulted some Canadians, and the proper way to observe Boxing Day is, when meeting anyone and anybody, to say, "Happy Boxing Day!!!" and then to think of something dirty. Don't tell anyone about what you thought about, or you won't get your wish.

It's been an education, learning about Boxing Day. Before today, I'd always thought that Boxing Day was merely a plot from Canada to get calendar-printers to have to print the word "Canada," and to further exoticize and alienate us from their culture. Sort of like "Memoirs of a Geisha," but for Canadians.